The United States is a true dichotomy.  It is an oppressive fascist country, where a majority of patriarchal, racist, sexist, homophobic, white males voted for a Nazi, who hates gays, and people of color, yet people are literally dying in attempts to get into this terrible place illegally.  Interestingly, there is no actual proof of the Nazi “Orange Man” ever making an actual racist or homophobic statement – although he is quite the troll.

Once here, the evil law enforcement Gestapo processes the poor oppressed people with due process of law, feeds, clothes, and shelters them, and then releases them with a date to return for a hearing, all paid for by the evil majority.  They are then free to collect money and food paid for with the labor of others, protest the horrible conditions and oppressive government, and in some states, vote in elections against Nazi leaders, all while being shielded from evil Federal law in sanctuary cities.

They are joined and championed by oppressed minorities like entertainers, athletes, politicians, and students who have struggled to make ends meet because of unfair multi-million-dollar contracts, predatory low-interest, long term student loans, and duplicitous donations from wealthy supporters.  The oppressed minority rails against the injustice of the system, rioting, destroying property, and assassinating the character of those who dare to speak against them.  They co-opt language to ensure that no one is offended in the slightest way, yet everything is still offensive.

During the month-long celebrations of specific minorities (notably, not Asians), the people lash out against the evil straight white males and their oppressive technological, sociological, scientific, academic, political, and capitalistic achievements, because “white man bad.” Only in this fascist state are you free to complain about everything, denigrate and impugn the integrity and actions of everyone, including national leadership, with little more than a verbal retort.  There is no prison time, no torture chamber, no law at all against these actions.

Only in the fascist United States are you free to leave and take up exile in the socialist or fundamentalist Islamic utopia of your choice – and return at your leisure – without legal repercussions.  Only the oppressive United States has nearly unfettered freedom of speech that allows the poor victims to demand that the Constitution be thrown out, and a just Socialist government established.  Only in fascist America can you pine for civil war against the oppressive straight white male majority, while demanding that the government take away their means of resisting tyranny, and literally spitting in the faces of those that are statistically most likely to hold a job that defends your freedom to do so, and who resist the urge to acquiesce to your wish for violence.  Only in racist America will you see those who support the poor oppressed illegal immigrants who risked death or worse to get here, tear down the national flag, and replace it with the flag of one of the countries that those illegals fled.

Only in the United States are you welcome to slander and libel those who disagree with you; disparage and denigrate the national flag in public; shut down all debate in public; harass and humiliate law enforcement and the military; protest, riot, and destroy public and private property; demand the removal of Constitutional rights; demand as a right the fruits of labor of others; demand Constitutional rights for illegals, and international terrorists who never set foot on American soil; and publicly support the overthrow of the government, while supporting Communism, Sharia Law, and Anarchy – all without fear of arrest, persecution, or harassment – but only if you are not an evil and oppressive straight white male.